What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

All gods are better than their reputation.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.