What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Warm summer sun, shine kindly here.

When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.