Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad - but whiskey!

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

One learns peoples through the heart, not the eyes or the intellect.

A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print