Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.