Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality.

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why.

It is a gratification to me to know that I am ignorant of art... Because people who understand art find nothing in pictures but blemishes.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.