Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Well - Patriotism has its laws. And it also is a perfectly definite one, there are not vaguenesses about it. It commands that the brother over the border shall be sharply watched and brought to book every time he does us a hurt or offends us with an insult.