when we badly want a thing, we go to hunting for good and righteous reasons for it; we give it that fine name to comfort our consciences, whereas we privately know we are only hunting for plausible ones.
Mark TwainA woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
Mark TwainIs it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?
Mark Twain