Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.
Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.
Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?
It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.