It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
I deal with temptation by yielding to it.
I would not read the proof of one of my books for any fair & reasonable sum whatever, if I could get out of it. The proof-reading on the P & Pauper cost me the last rags of my religion.
Life is short, break the rules.