The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

A Patriot is someone who stands for his country always, and for his government when it is deserved.

In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.

First catch your Boer, then kick him.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.