The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.