The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.

....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.

Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.