There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

The Impartial Friend: Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.