Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

Praise is well, compliment is well, but affection-that is the last and most precious reward that any man can win, whether by character or achievement.

It is no use to keep private information which you can't show off.

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the other, expurgated, for persons of refinement

I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.