Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.