The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.
The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.
I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.
I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.