He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently