Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.

Education that consists in learning things and not the meaning of them is feeding upon the husks and not the corn

There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to man; he invented them. Among the higher animals there is no trace of them. They hide nothing. They are not ashamed.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.