Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.