Whatever you say, say it with conviction

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

Men and women -- even man and wife are foreigners. Each has reserves that the other cannot enter into, nor understand. These have the effect of frontiers.