I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

It is your human environment that makes climate

When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.