I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

All generalizations are false, including this one.

The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

You can't no more teach what you ain't learned than you can come from where you ain't been.