The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

The ignorant are afraid to betray surprise or admiration...they think it ill manners.

These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

As a thinker and planner the ant is the equal of any savage race of men; as a self-educated specialist in several arts she is the superior of any savage race of men; and in one or two high mental qualities she is above the reach of any man, savage or civilized!

I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.