Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.

First catch your Boer, then kick him.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.