I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
Mark TwainThese peopleยดs God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bibleยดs statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.
Mark TwainWhen you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.
Mark TwainI believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.
Mark TwainEvery man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.
Mark Twain