The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.
Mark TwainWell enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow.
Mark TwainOur heroes are men who do things which we recognize, with regret, and sometimes with a secret shame, that we cannot do.
Mark TwainI am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
Mark TwainTo be human is to have one's little modicum of romance secreted away in one's composition. One never ceases to make a hero of one's self, (in private,) during life, but only alters the style of heroism from time to time as the drifting years belittle certain gods of his admiration and raise up others in their stead.
Mark Twain