Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can hardly spell any word in the language with any degree of certainty.
Travel is fatal to bigotry.
When you catch an adjective, kill it - perhaps the best possible advice for budding writers.
We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.