Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.