Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

A "classic" is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read

But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.