You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

They did not know it was impossible so they did it

One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

How charmed I am when I overhear a German word which I understand!