A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the coffee is black, thick, unsavory of smell, and execrable in taste. The bottom of the cup has a muddy sediment in it half an inch deep. This goes down your throat, and portions of it lodge by the way, and produce a tickling aggravation that keeps you barking and coughing for an hour.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

There is no such thing as an ordinary life.