A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.