The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.
Mark TwainA sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.
Mark TwainLook at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club
Mark Twain