I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.

Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.

It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

You are about as happy as you make up your mind to be.

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.