There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

Custom is, to think a handsome thing in private but tame it down in the utterance.

Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.