There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must. Who is God, the one and only true? Money is God. Gold and Greenbacks and Stock-father, son, and ghosts of same, three persons in one; These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

A mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.