Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Mark TwainIt is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacherยดs soft heart to run away with his soft head.
Mark TwainThe blunting effects of slavery upon the slaveholder's moral perceptions are known and conceded the world over; and a priveleged class, an aristocracy, is but a band of slaveholders under another name.
Mark TwainWhat is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain