When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

A person who has during all time maintained the imposing position of spiritual head of four-fifths of the human race, and political head of the whole of it, must be granted the possession of executive abilities of the loftiest order.

Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.

A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.