My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good.