We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.

The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.