We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

Too much is just enough.

I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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