A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

We wish to learn all the curious, outlandish ways of all the different countries, so that we can "show off" and astonish people when we get home. We wish to excite the envy of our untraveled friends with our strange foreign fashions which we can't shake off.

for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.