If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

If I can capture truth in its simplest form, beauty will follow like a sledgehammer.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

I am trying to get the hang of this new fangled writing machine, but I am not making a shining success of it. However, this is the first attempt I have ever made & yet I perceive I shall soon & easily acquire a fine facility in its use. ... The machine has several virtues. I believe it will print faster than I can write. One may lean back in his chair & work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around. Of course it saves paper.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.