Epitaphs are cheap, and they do a poor chap a world of good after he is dead, especially if he had hard luck while he was alive. I wish they were used more.

To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

The time to begin writing an article is when you have finished it to your satisfaction. By that time you begin to clearly and logically perceive what it is you really want to say.