I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it. I am not able to believe one's religion can affect his hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be. But it may easily be a great comfort to him in this life-hence it is a valuable possession to him.