I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.

If I had been helping the Almighty when he created man, I would have had him begin at the other end, and start human beings with old age. How much better to start old and have all the bitterness and blindness of age in the beginning!

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.

There has been only one Christian. They caught and curcified him-early.