I heard a Californian student in Heidelberg say, in one of his calmest moods, that he would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective.
Humor is tragedy plus time.
The Autocrat of Russia possesses more power than any other man in the earth; but he cannot stop a sneeze.
I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.
great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.
The New York papers have long known that no large question is ever really settled until I have been consulted.