Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

Change is the handmaiden Nature requires to do her miracles with.

It is easy to make plans in this world; even a cat can do it; and when one is out in those remote oceans it is noticeable that a cat's plans and a man's are worth about the same. There is much the same shrinkage in both, in the matter of values.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

The Christian Bible is a drug store. It´s contents have remained the same but the medical practice continues. For 1,800 years these changes were slight--scarcely noticeable... The dull and ignorant physician day and night, and all the days and all the nights, drenched his patient with vast and hideous doses of the most repulsive drugs to be found in the store´s stock. He kept him religion sick for eighteen centuries, and allowed him not a well day during all that time.

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.