Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.