Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

I can speak French but I cannot understand it.

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

To do good is noble. To tell others to do good is even nobler and much less trouble.