....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

Stars and shadows ain't good to see by.

No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

Honest poverty is a gem that even a king might be proud to call his own - but I wish to sell out

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.