....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

It is easier to stay out than get out.

What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

...majority Patriotism is the customary Patriotism.

What is it that strikes a spark of humor from a man? It is the effort to throw off, to fight back the burden of grief that is laid on each one of us. In youth we don't feel it, but as we grow to manhood we find the burden on our shoulders. Humor? It is nature's effort to harmonize conditions. The further the pendulum swings out over woe the further it is bound to swing back over mirth.

A little lie can travel half way 'round the world while Truth is still lacing up her boots.