The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.
Mark TwainMen are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.
Mark TwainGod, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
Mark TwainWe have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge
Mark TwainA brown spotted lady-bug climbed the dizzy height of a grass blade, and Tom bent down close to it and said, "Lady-bug, lady-bug, fly away home, your house is on fire, your children's alone," and she took wing and went off to see about it -- which did not surprise the boy, for he knew of old that this insect was credulous about conflagrations, and he had practised upon its simplicity more than once.
Mark Twain