It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.

Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.