Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.

There have been innumerable Temporary Seekers after the Truth-have you ever heard of a permanent one?

The lack of money is the root of all evil.