Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.