Humor is tragedy plus time.

Whenever we come upon one of those intensely right words in a book or a newspaper the resulting effect is physical as well as spiritual, and electrically prompt.

The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.

And always we had wars, and more wars, and still other wars - all over Europe, all over the world. "Sometimes in the private interest of royal families," Satan said, "sometimes to crush a weak nation; but never a war started by the aggressor for any clean purpose - there is no such war in the history of the race."

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.