There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.