There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

There is no accounting for human beings.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.