The moral of it is this: If you are of any account, stay at home and make your way by faithful diligence; but if you are 'no account,' go away from home, and then you will have to work, whether you want to or not. Thus you become a blessing to your friends by ceasing to be a nuisance to them-if the people you go among suffer by the operation.

God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?