All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

When a man arrives at great prosperity God did it: when he falls into disaster he did it himself.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

We can't reach old age by another man's road.